You know you're a Mom to boys when...

• You find Nerf missiles in the most unforeseen places.
• Bushes in your back yard have been peed on by more than just the dog.
• Thomas, Percy, and James are household names.
• Wrestling around on the floor is a normal occurrence.
• The majority of clothing in your home consists of mesh basketball shorts and screen-tees.
• A peek under the couch cushion would reveal legos, nerf missiles, and matchbox cars.
• You likely have every make and model of matchbox cars.
• You receive the best snuggles every single day.
• You're gotten over your fear of bugs---not by choice though.
• You've gotten pretty good at using hair clippers.